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I am writing on behalf of my customer, Mr K. Whale, of no stock-still dwelling house but currently about 110 nautical miles east n east of Novia Scotia. As a lifelong cetacean, Mr Whale was grossly offended by the title of this book, and he was consequently pleased to meet the brief but robust review posted on October 19 2017 by Jamie. He was distressed to learn that said review has since been removed by the Goodreads administrators. Mr Whale wishes me to quote the full text of the review, which runs every bit follows:

did not like it
fuck maddox
Despite the nature of the review, which in other contexts might have been construed as inappropriately attacking the author, my client submits that here information technology constitutes no more than than fair comment, and might even be deemed to contain a modicum of wit. He requests that the review be replaced as quickly as is practicable, and in all events less than 2 (two) business organization days after receipt of this letter.

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Ashley
I call back finding him funny at some point. I think I was about 12.
Benoit Lelièvre
Maddox definitely isn't underappreciated, but I believe he's often misunderstood.

The comedian/critic made a name for himself on the net for setting fire to whatever he idea was disingenuous or downright stupid, so he got a huge following for being a provocateur. This volume is much more than sneaky and nuanced than anything he's ever offered before. He showtime lays the baseline of what he's going to do by writing outlandish, laughable stuff similar fuck trees and fuck tables and slowly works in mor

Maddox definitely isn't underappreciated, but I believe he'due south often misunderstood.

The comedian/critic made a name for himself on the internet for setting fire to whatsoever he thought was disingenuous or downright stupid, then he got a huge following for being a provocateur. This book is much more sneaky and nuanced than annihilation he'due south ever offered earlier. He starting time lays the baseline of what he's going to exercise by writing outlandish, laughable stuff like fuck copse and fuck tables and slowly works in more serious and controversial topic: fuck your favorite tv set show, fuck your shitty opinions, fuck existence proud of yourself, etc.

I don't always hold with him, simply he always have a well-structured statement based on research and... that's kind of the bespeak of the volume. You can make a strong statement confronting pretty much everything, merely we live in a fourth dimension where we feel obligated to please everyone and sometimes it comes at the expense of having an informed opinion. You lot can say or believe anything you want for as long as you lot exercise your homework because that in itself will go along your from saying stupidities. And not plenty people practise that. Merely Maddox does.

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Joseph Young
Jan 08, 2018 rated it really liked it  · review of another edition
Recommends it for: Maddox fans, contemptuous people tired of fake left/right dichotomy
There are definitely points of genius in this book. When Maddox goes into one of his imaginative allegories to rip apart an opposing argument or just make a sharp counterpoint, it often times made me laugh out loud. There were several weak capacity, where he goes into "Professor Maddox" mode and manages to diameter the whole class to putting a gun to their heads and pulling the trigger. If we wanted a dry encyclopedia entry we'd go to wikipedia.

Thankfully, there aren't too many of these chapters. T

There are definitely points of genius in this book. When Maddox goes into one of his imaginative allegories to rip autonomously an opposing argument or only brand a sharp counterpoint, it often times made me laugh out loud. There were several weak chapters, where he goes into "Professor Maddox" mode and manages to bore the whole class to putting a gun to their heads and pulling the trigger. If nosotros wanted a dry encyclopedia entry we'd go to wikipedia.

Thankfully, there aren't also many of these chapters. In that location'southward a scrap of callback humor in the beginning simply thankfully Maddox pulls information technology back earlier it starts being unfunny, like a free t-shirt contest, or a Titanic fleck. If y'all just have fourth dimension to read 2 chapters, I recommend "Fuck Dichotomies" and "Fuck Your Objection to Sexual Objectification." Maddox shows why he'due south still worth reading, how he has the rare faculties to see issues behind issues and then brand fun of them mercilessly.

Illustrations were great; wish there were twice every bit many.
Overall, I hope they repeal the 8th amendment so judges could sentence every criminal into reading this volume.

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Carmen wells
One of the virtually entertaining books I've read in a while. One of the about entertaining books I've read in a while. ...more than
Phillip Saginario
Spencer Fancutt
My get-go Maddox. I have to admit I had no idea who he was before reading.
It was enjoyable. I go that if you want a large readership, then a certain number of 'fucks', crass descriptions, lowest denominator cracks, and controversial opinions tin go a long manner. I go that if you want a lot of people, perhaps many that would never read under other circumstances, to consider your real opinions and passionately-held views, then it is maybe compulsory to surround them with a lot of humorous, crazy,
My first Maddox. I accept to admit I had no idea who he was before reading.
It was enjoyable. I go that if you lot want a big readership, then a certain number of 'fucks', crass descriptions, lowest denominator cracks, and controversial opinions can get a long style. I get that if you want a lot of people, possibly many that would never read under other circumstances, to consider your real opinions and passionately-held views, and then it is maybe compulsory to surround them with a lot of humorous, crazy, outlandish, swaggering satire at the same time. There is a niggling feeling though, that a sought-after side effect of this is to render the writer impervious to criticism for the stances he sincerely takes, which is a little disappointing when those views are so well-expressed and on the money.
I recall the essays on Trigger Warnings, People Who Concord with You, Soulmates, Raising Sensation, Censorship*, Following Your Dreams, Beingness Proud of Who You Are, Your Racist Witch Hunt, Abstraction, Being Offended*, and Objection to Sexual Objectification are brilliant, idea-provoking pieces that reward rereading. The others are more often than not a guilty pleasure soon forgotten. The sifting, while sometimes abrasive and detracting, is fun if you have it every bit a treasure chase.

*One has to overlook the title of his book to take him seriously, but there you lot go over again with the irony get-out clause.

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Michael Morar
You lot may loathe yourself after you lot take flipped through the pages of "F*ck Whales", but yous will certainly will hate yourself for non reading information technology all.

The wisdom contained in this volume's pages is undeniable. Nosotros are absurd creatures who live a false and contrived being that values bullshit over substance, signalled virtue to a higher place truth.

And then fuck whales and fuck y'all. Read this volume.

You may loathe yourself after you lot have flipped through the pages of "F*ck Whales", but you will certainly will hate yourself for not reading it all.

The wisdom contained in this volume's pages is undeniable. We are absurd creatures who live a false and contrived existence that values bullshit over substance, signalled virtue above truth.

So fuck whales and fuck you. Read this book.

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Britt Nicole
Was so Happy that I got this Book through a Giveaway. Was one of the craziest, stupidest, humorous book I have ever read in my unabridged life. I read information technology in ane sitting cause it was similar a train wreck I couldn't put it down. Was then Happy that I got this Book through a Giveaway. Was one of the craziest, stupidest, humorous book I have ever read in my entire life. I read information technology in ane sitting crusade it was like a train wreck I couldn't put it down. ...more
Daan
Somewhere between genius and a waste matter of time.
MCRide
Read the reviews for Alphabet of Manliness or go to The All-time Page in the Universe if you desire an idea if you volition like like Maddox'due south style. Since it'due south then similar, it's easier to only recommend this volume to sure types of people.

Recommended for:
- People who like re-hashed content.
- People who have never read alphabet of manliness and notice this book in the bargain bin.
- Pseudo-intellectuals and people who employ the word 'dichotomy'.
- People who similar reading inane musings of a cynic devoid of come

Read the reviews for Alphabet of Manliness or go to The Best Page in the Universe if you lot desire an idea if you lot will like similar Maddox's way. Since information technology'south so like, it'southward easier to just recommend this volume to certain types of people.

Recommended for:
- People who like re-hashed content.
- People who have never read alphabet of manliness and find this book in the deal bin.
- Pseudo-intellectuals and people who use the word 'dichotomy'.
- People who like reading inane musings of a cynic devoid of one-act
- People who like censorship

Not recommended for:
- People who expected this to be called "The best Book in the Universe"
- People who like practiced satire.
- People who tin can't read this book without maddox's phonation narrating the whole thing (its annoying)
- Anybody who is confronting getting their review removed, beingness the target of a job lynch mob or getting dragged into legal proceedings.
- People with something better to do

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Roni
What even is this book? :0:p #christmaspresent

Maddox brought up some very skilful points in several of the brusk essays. A few of his pointed comments had me laughing aloud and everyone looking at me like I was crazy. However, some chapters were too serious. The F*ck Families essay, for example, did non come off as petty or mannerly but bitter and biased. A couple other capacity were thin in content and it seemed as if Maddox was stretching but to add more pages.


Overall very enjoyable, I will rec
What even is this book? :0:p #christmaspresent

Maddox brought upwards some very good points in several of the short essays. A few of his pointed comments had me laughing aloud and everyone looking at me like I was crazy. Withal, some chapters were also serious. The F*ck Families essay, for case, did not come off as little or charming merely bitter and biased. A couple other chapters were sparse in content and information technology seemed as if Maddox was stretching but to add more pages.


Overall very enjoyable, I volition recommend!
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Tom
This is non a bad book and the first 3 chapters where he talks about ridiculous topics such as his hatred of whales are great and felt very Dave Berryish. Even so the later chapter begin to turn into rants confronting "political definiteness" and other bug. In that location are yet funny parts and sometimes his points are interesting and well argued. Nonetheless they are oftentimes slow and non worth it. Read the first three essays and then put the book dorsum. This is not a bad book and the starting time three chapters where he talks about ridiculous topics such as his hatred of whales are great and felt very Dave Berryish. Still the afterwards affiliate begin to plough into rants against "political definiteness" and other bug. There are nonetheless funny parts and sometimes his points are interesting and well argued. Notwithstanding they are often tiresome and not worth it. Read the first three essays and so put the book dorsum. ...more
Mr. Andy
Pablum for folks who've never had an original thought... which, according to this dude is ane of the easiest things e'er to exercise. So that'due south pretty telling about fans of his. I agree with some of what he's argued here, but the cocky-important flavored delivery makes it difficult to accept the guy seriously. Most of information technology just isn't that funny. Repetitive, gimmicky schlock. Pablum for folks who've never had an original thought... which, according to this dude is one of the easiest things always to do. And then that's pretty telling about fans of his. I agree with some of what he's argued here, just the self-important flavored delivery makes it difficult to take the guy seriously. Almost of information technology just isn't that funny. Repetitive, gimmicky schlock. ...more
Cathy
F*ck authors that believe they are infrequent.

I received this book from a Goodreads giveaway.

Michael
Nov xvi, 2017 rated information technology liked it
I've been a Maddox fan for many years, but this isn't one of his better efforts. Don't go me wrong--it's still pretty expert, merely not GREAT.

Maddox'south writing, while darkly satirical, is often very insightful. For example, in this volume he rants against the television series, "Game of Thrones." I enjoyed that scrap, considering I take never watched a single episode, and I have no plans to ever practise so. He points out that you lot could complete a university class on English Tudor history in less fourth dimension required

I've been a Maddox fan for many years, just this isn't 1 of his ameliorate efforts. Don't become me wrong--it'due south still pretty good, but non Swell.

Maddox'due south writing, while darkly satirical, is oft very insightful. For instance, in this book he rants against the goggle box series, "Game of Thrones." I enjoyed that bit, because I have never watched a single episode, and I take no plans to always do then. He points out that yous could consummate a academy grade on English Tudor history in less time required to "catch up" on eight seasons of television, not to mention the roughly 5,600 pages in all of the George R. R. Martin books.

However, much of the residue of the volume was tiresome, and tiresome. Ironically, there was even ane section entitled, "Fuck Online Reviews." I unremarkably enjoy his arguments, but many of the rants in this book, including that one, were sort of weak.

Remember when bands actually released albums and you had to buy the whole matter, fifty-fifty though you only liked a couple of the songs? This book is sort of similar that. Some bits are funny, simply some $.25 seem as if he'due south trying to just add filler.

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Chartokai
More often than not entering and a bit thought-provoking.

Picked this book on a whim. I experience like I've vaguely heard of Maddox in my peripheral vision (mayhap near some cyberspace drama) but can remember no specifics. The premise is easy enough to jump into bullheaded. An overconfident wait at why x, y and z suck with by and large satire points.

Near points fall into three categories:
-An entertaining, even if not fully logical, criticism.
What you would likely expect from this volume. Well written crass commentary of flaws i

Generally entering and a scrap thought-provoking.

Picked this book on a whim. I feel like I've vaguely heard of Maddox in my peripheral vision (possibly about some internet drama) only can recall no specifics. The premise is piece of cake enough to jump into blind. An overconfident look at why x, y and z suck with mostly satire points.

Most points fall into three categories:
-An entertaining, even if not fully logical, criticism.
What you would likely expect from this book. Well written crass commentary of flaws in things. Like how "dogs will shamelessly lock eyes with you lot while pitching off a hot pile of ass-fudge".

-Drastic reaches for content.
Likely filler content needed to make upward a volume. Points can be either a huge stretch to come across something every bit even jokingly a criticism or just plain obvious (like rhyming limits what yous can say or old ideas aren't always proficient ideas).

-Genuinely good points.
Surprising considering the comedic nature of the book. Things like don't cling to toxic relationships out of family duty or don't become pressured by stressful deadlines/situations. I matter that stood out equally a well-considered politically accept in a sea of pro/anti Feminism mudslinging is the role about rape culture. In short, blaming cultural factors provides an easy defence for apologists to blame everyone else.

I may check out the other books.

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Bryan Schneider
Maddox truly has lost his edge.

I am at a loss for words subsequently reading what I was looking forward to for the past 2 years, a new book from Maddox. This book was a lot of recycled content from his articles as expected merely with no interesting takes, none of its novelty or border. I don't know what to say but equally a disappointed fan don't come up to this volume for nostalgia from his previous 2 books.

That existence said this book has an odd format and doesn't really add anything to the dialog. I truly miss whe

Maddox truly has lost his edge.

I am at a loss for words after reading what I was looking forwards to for the by 2 years, a new volume from Maddox. This book was a lot of recycled content from his articles as expected but with no interesting takes, none of its novelty or edge. I don't know what to say but equally a disappointed fan don't come to this book for nostalgia from his previous 2 books.

That being said this book has an odd format and doesn't really add anything to the dialog. I truly miss when Maddox was funny.

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Jean-sébastien Goulet
It was not a bad book at all, fifty-fifty if information technology was mostly a written form of ideas Maddox expressed in the biggest problem in the universe podcast.

I had a couple of good laughs, but a lot less than I expected. Still worth a read if yous accept always been a fan of Maddox merely not equally much fun equally his kickoff book. It just felt and so serious compared to the Alphabet of Manliness.

It'due south really too bad that it got a bad reputation with all that'due south been happening with Maddox lately, I'm sure he would have sold more than.

It was not a bad volume at all, even if information technology was by and large a written form of ideas Maddox expressed in the biggest trouble in the universe podcast.

I had a couple of good laughs, just a lot less than I expected. Still worth a read if you have always been a fan of Maddox but not as much fun as his outset book. It merely felt and then serious compared to the Alphabet of Manliness.

It's really besides bad that it got a bad reputation with all that'south been happening with Maddox lately, I'm sure he would take sold more.

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Ryan Dash
Sometimes it'south fun to read a book where the author rages well-nigh everything - and sometimes it's not. It was well-written throughout, and at its best when totally satirical and with frequent off-the-wall jokes. When it attempted to be serious, with scarlet-picked scientific articles and comparatively supported assertions, it was less interesting.
Allyson
Ugh. Okay. And then the first two or three chapters I was skilful. But afterward a while information technology only gets repetitive and instead of being funny it's whiny. I would recommend you read this book every bit a bedtime story. I affiliate a night, or something to drag it out a petty bit and non deal with getting bored 1/3 of the fashion in. Ugh. Okay. So the first two or three chapters I was good. But after a while it simply gets repetitive and instead of existence funny it's whiny. I would recommend you read this volume as a bedtime story. 1 chapter a night, or something to drag information technology out a little chip and non bargain with getting bored 1/iii of the way in. ...more
Justin Hall
Pretty insane to start but then y'all realize the satire is really only at that place to disarm you into hearing honest truths that a lot of people dont desire to talk well-nigh. I have been a long time reader of Maddox and The Alphabet of Manliness was one of my favorite one-act books from dorsum in the day. Glad he is still Publishing and will go on upward with his work always.
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Max
As you can expect from the author of The All-time Page in the Universe, his volume contains a mixture of funny essays. Some of them are there only to charm you (eastward.g. his disdain for horses, whales, ants, children etc.) and others are there to make y'all think (eastward.chiliad. his disdain for trigger warnings, paid parental go out, objection to sexual objectification etc.). Great read if you similar Maddox's stuff As y'all can expect from the writer of The Best Page in the Universe, his book contains a mixture of funny essays. Some of them are there just to amuse you (e.g. his disdain for horses, whales, ants, children etc.) and others are there to make you remember (e.thousand. his disdain for trigger warnings, paid parental get out, objection to sexual objectification etc.). Great read if yous like Maddox'southward stuff ...more than
Danielle DellaCamera
This book as some pretty unique points that do make you consider the author's viewpoint. Information technology was some just funny, ridiculous viewpoints like ensue a chuckle. It also has some viewpoints that make you loathe the author.
Mark Nowowiejski
This book is basically The Bible.
Everything you need to know virtually living a good life - if you've ever wanted to get an uncensored vision of what goes through my listen on a daily footing, selection upwardly F*ck Whales immediately.
This book is basically The Bible.
Everything you lot need to know about living a good life - if yous've ever wanted to go an uncensored vision of what goes through my mind on a daily basis, pick up F*ck Whales immediately.
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Jevgenij
Stopped on 14%. How many skilful jokes tin can you come up with about tables beingness unnecessary? If at least one - that would be 1 more than than the author. Poorly picked topics and poor attempts at humor, which wait more like trying to come upwardly with "logical" reasons to hate things nobody cares about hating. Stopped on xiv%. How many good jokes tin you come up with nearly tables being unnecessary? If at least one - that would be 1 more than the author. Poorly picked topics and poor attempts at humor, which look more like trying to come upwardly with "logical" reasons to hate things nobody cares about hating. ...more
Bill Alliston
Agreeable, irritating, scandalous, at many times irksome. Non one of the major authors but there is a place for Maddox on the shelves of some individuals.
Joe Conley
Pretty lame, and not particularly funny.
Jeff Newman
Had some witty observations, proficient for some laughs and was occasionally enlightening. The affiliate on social media, "Fuck your opinions" was, ironically, in my opinion, the best. Had some witty observations, good for some laughs and was occasionally enlightening. The chapter on social media, "Fuck your opinions" was, ironically, in my stance, the best. ...more than
James
Some hysterical gems in there. Probably not for everyone, and sometimes the satire tin feel like try-hard edginess. But most of information technology was light and fun.
Maddox is a native Utahn and visionary managing director of The Best Page in the Universe website. Once a lowly programmer for a telemarketing company, he now stands every bit a specimen of sheer masculinity and chiseled good looks. When he's not writing his ain biographies in the tertiary person, he be found writing articles for his website. Maddox is a native Utahn and visionary manager of The Best Page in the Universe website. Once a lowly programmer for a telemarketing company, he now stands every bit a specimen of sheer masculinity and chiseled good looks. When he's not writing his own biographies in the third person, he be found writing articles for his website. ...more

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